登陆注册
39646500000034

第34章 Phase The Sixth The Convert(3)

What he looked he felt.He was in the agricultural world, but not of it.He served fire and smoke; these denizens of the fields served vegetation, weather, frost, and sun.He travelled with his engine from farm to farm, from county to county, for as y et the steam threshingmachine was itiner ant in th is par t of Wes***.He spoke in a strang e nor thern accent; his thoug hts being turned inwards upon himself, his eye on his iron charge, hardly perceiving the scenes around him, and carin g for them no t at all:holding only strictly necess ary intercourse with the natives, as if some ancient doom compelled him to wander here against his will in the service of his Plutonic master.The long strap whichran from the driving-wheel of his eng ine to the red thresher under the rick was the sole tie-line between agriculture and him.

While they uncovered the sheaves he stood apath etic beside h is portable repository of force, ro und whose hot blackn ess the morning air quivered.He had nothing to do with p reparatory labour.His fire was waitin g incandescent, his steam was at high pressure, in a fe w seconds he could make the long strap move at an invisible velocity.Beyond its extent the environment might be corn, straw, or ch aos; it was all the sam e to him.If any of the au tochthonous idlers asked him what he called himself, he replied shortly, “an engineer.”

The rick was unhaled by full daylight; the men then took their places, the women mounted, and the work began.Farmer Groby—or, as they called him, “he”—had arrived ere th is, and by his orders Tess was placed on the p latform of the machine, close to the man who fed it, her business being to untie every sheaf of corn handed on to her by Izz Huett, who stood next, but on the rick; so that th e f eeder cou ld se ize it and sp read it over the revo lving dru m, whic h whisked out every grain in one moment.

They were soon in fu ll progress, atter a prepar atory hitch or two, which rejoiced the hear ts of those who h ated machinery.The work sped on till breakfast-time, when the thresher was stopped f or half an hour; and on starting again after the meal the whole supplementary strength of the farm was thrown into the labour of constru cting the straw-rick, which began to grow beside the stack o f cor n.A has ty lunch was eaten as th ey stood, witho ut leav ing their positions, and then another couple of hours brought them near to d inner-time; the in exorable wheels continu ing to spin, and the penetr ating hum of the thresher to thrill to the very marrow all who were near the revolving wirecage.

The old men on the rising straw-rick talked of the past days when they had been accustomed to thresh with flails on the oaken barn-floor; when everything, even to win nowing, was ef fected by hand-labour, which, to their th inking, though slow, produced better results.Those, too, on the corn-rick talked a little; but the perspiring ones at the mach ine, including Tess, could not ligh ten their duties by the exchange of many words.It was the cease lessness of the work which tr ied her so sev erely, and beg an to make her wish that she h ad never come to Flintcomb-Ash.The women on the corn-rick—Marian, who was oneof them, in particular—could stop to drink ale or cold tea fro m the flagon now and then, or to exchange a few gossiping remarks while they wiped their faces or cleared the frag ments of straw and husk fro m their cloth ing; but for T ess there was no respite; for, as the drum never stopped, the man who fed it could not stop, and she, who had to sup ply the man with untied sheaves, could not stop either, unless Marian changed places with h er, which she sometimes did for half an hour in spite of Groby's objection that she was too slow-handed for a feeder.

For some pr obably economical reason it was usu ally a wo man who was chosen for this particular duty, and Groby gave as his motive in selecting Tess that sh e was one of th ose who best co mbined strength w ith quickness in untying, and both with staying power, and this may have been true.The hum of the thresher, which prev ented spee ch, in creased to a ravin g wheneve r the supply of corn fell short of the regular quantity.As Tess and the man who fed could never turn their heads she did not know that just before the dinner-hour a person had come silently into the field by the gate, and had been standing under a second rick watching the scene, an d Tess in particu lar.He was dressed in a tweed suit of fashionable pattern, and he twirled a gay walking-cane.

“Who is that?”said Izz Huett to Ma rian.She ha d at first a ddressed th e inquiry to Tess, but the latter could not hear it.

“Somebody's fancy-man, I'spose, ”said Marian laconically.

“I'll lay a guinea he's after Tess.”

“O no.'Tis a ranter pa'son who's been sniffing after her lately; not a dandy like this.”

“Well—this is the same mam.”

“The same man as the preacher?But he's quite different!”

“He hev left of f his black coat and white neckercher, and hev cut of f his whiskers; but he's the same man for all that.”

“D'ye really think so?Then I'll tell her, ”said Marian.

“Don't.She'll see him soon enough, good-now.”

“Well, I don't think it at all right for him to join his preaching to courting a married woman, even though her husband mid be abroad, and she, in a sense, a widow.”

“Oh—he can do her no harm, ”said Izz drily.“Her mind can no more be heaved from that on e place where it do bide than a stooded w aggon from the hole he's in.Lord love'ee, neither court-paying, nor preaching, nor the seven thunders themselves, can wean a wo man when't would be b etter for h er that she should be weaned.”

Dinner-time came, and the whirling ceased; whereupon Tess left her post, her knees tr embling so wretched ly with the sha king of the machine th at sh e could scarcely walk.

“You ought to bet a qu art o'drink into'ee, as I've done, ”s aid Mar ian.“You wouldn't look so white then.Why, souls above us, your face is as if you'd been hag-rode!”

It occurred to the go od-natured Marian that, as Tess was so tired, h er discovery of her v isitor's presence might have the bad effect of taking away her appetite; and Marian was thinking of inducing Tess to descend by a ladder on the further side of the stack when the gentleman came forward an d looked up.

Tess uttered a short little“Oh!”And a moment after she said, quickly, “I shall eat my dinner here—right on the rick.”

Sometimes, when they were so far from their cottages, they all did this; but as there was rather a k een wind goin g to-day, Marian a nd the rest descended, and sat under the straw-stack.

The new-co mer was, in deed, Alec d'Urbervill e, the late Evangelist, despite his changed attire and aspect.It was o bvious at a glance that the original Weltlust had come back; that he had r estored himself, as near ly as a man could do who h ad grown three or four y ears older, to th e o ld jaunty, slap-dash gu ise under w hich Tess h ad first kno wn her ad mirer, and co usin so-called.Having decided to remain where she was, Tess sat down among the bundles, out of sight of the ground, and began her meal; till, by-and-by, she heard footsteps on the ladder, and immediately after Alec appeared upon the stack—now an oblong and lev el platform of sheaves.He stro de across them, and sat down opposite to her without a word.

Tess continued to eat her modest dinner, a slice of thick pancake which she had brought with her.The other workfolk were by this time all gather ed underthe rick, where the loose straw formed a comfortable retreat.

“I am here again, as you see, ”said d'Urberville.

“Why do y ou trouble me so!”she cr ied, reproach flashing from her very finger-ends.

“I trouble you?I think I may ask, why do you trouble me?”

“Sure, I don't trouble you any-when?”

“You say you don't?But you do!You haunt me.Those very eyes that you turned upon me with such a bitter f lash a moment ago, they come to me just as you showed them then, in the night and in the day!Tess, ever since you told me of that ch ild of ours, it is just as if m y feelings, which had been flowin g in a strong puritanical stream, had suddenly found a way open in the direction of you, and had all at once gushed thr ough.The r eligious ch annel is left dry forthwith; and it is you who have done it!”

She gazed in silencc.

“What—you have given up your preaching entircly?”she asked.

She had gathered fro m Angel suf ficient of the incredulity of moder n thought to d espise flash enthusiasms; but, as a woman, she was so mewhat appalled.

In affected severity d'Urberville continued—

“Entirely.I have broken every engagement since that af ternoon I was to address the drunkards at Casterb ridge Fair.The deuce only knows what I am thought of by the brethren.Ah-ha!The brethren!No doubt they pray for me—weep for me; for they are kind peop le in the ir way.But what do I care?How could I go on with the thing when I had lost my faith in it?—it would have been hypocrisy of the basest kind!Among them 1 should have stood like Hymenteus and Alexander, who were deliver ed over to Satan that they might learn not to blaspheme.what a gran d revenge y ou have tak en!I saw y ou innocent, and I deceived you.Four y ears after, you find me a Christian enth usiast; you then work upon me, perhaps to my complete perdition!But Tess, my coz, as I used to call y ou, this is only my way of talkin g, and you must not look so hor ribly concerned.Of course you have done nothing except retain your pretty face and shapely fig ure.I saw it on the ri ck be fore you sa w me—that tight pinafore-thing sets it of f, and that wing-bonnet-y ou field-girls should neverwear those bonnets if you wish to keep out of danger.“He regarded her silently for a few moments, and with a short cynical laugh resumed:“I believe that if the bachelor-apostle, whose deputy I thought I was, had been tempted by such a pretty face, he would have let go the plough for her sake as I do!”

Tess attempted to expostulate, but at this juncture all her fluency failed her, and without heeding he added:

“Well, this paradise that you supply is perhaps as good as any other, after all.But to speak seriously, Tess.”D'Urberville rose and came nearer, reclining sideways amid the sheaves, and resting upon his elbow.“Since I last saw you, I have been thinking of what you said that be said.I have come to the conclusion that there does seem rather a want of common-sense in these threadbare old propositions; how I could have been so fired by poor Parson Clare's enthusiasm, and have gone so madly to work, transcending even him, I cannot make out!As for what y ou said las t time, on the streng th of y our wonderful husband's intelligence—whose name y ou hav e nev er told me—about having what they call an ethical system without any dogma, I don't see my way to that at all.”

“Why, you can hav e the religion of loving-kindness and pu rity at least, if you can't have—what do you call it—dogma.”

“O no!I'm a different sort of fellow from that!If there's nobody to say, ‘Do this, and it will be a good thing for you after you are dead; do that, and it will be a bad thing for y ou, 'I can't warm up.H ang it, I am not going to feel responsible for my deeds and passion s if there's nobody to be responsible to; and if 1 were you, my dear, I wouldn't either!”

She tried to argue, and tell h im that he had mixed in his dull brain tw o matters, theology and morals, which in the primitive days of mankind had been quite d istinct.But owing to Angel C lare's reticen ce, to he r ab solute wan t of training, and to h er being a v essel of emotions rather than reasons, she co uld not get on.

“Well, never mind, ”he resumed.“Here I am, my love, as in the old times!”

“Not as then—never as then—'tis dif ferent!”she entr eated.“And the rewas never warmth with me!O why didn't you keep your faith, if the loss of it has brought you to speak to me like this!”

“Because you've knock ed it ou t of me; so th e evil be upon your sweethead!Your husband little thought how his teaching would recoil upon him!Ha-ha—I'm awfully glad you have made an apostate of me all the same!Tess, I am more taken with you than ever, and I pity you too.For all your closenes s, I see you are in a bad way—neglected by one who ought to cherish you.”

She could not get h er morsels of food down her throat; her lips were dry, and she was ready to choke.The voices and laughs of the workfolk ea ting and drinking under the rick came to her as if they were a quarter of a mile off.

“It is cruelty to me!”she said.“How—how can you treat me to this talk, if you care ever so little for me?”

“True, true, ”he said, win cing a little.“I did not co me to reproach you for my deeds.I came, Tess, to say that I don't like you to be working like this, and I have come on purpose for you.You say you have a husband who is not I.Well, perhaps you have; but I've never seen him, and you've not told me his name; and altogether he seems rather a mythological personage.However, even if you have one, I think I am nearer to you than he is.I, at any rate, try to help you out of troub le, b ut he does n ot, b less his invis ible face!The wor ds of the ster n prophet Hosea that I used to read come back to me.Don't you know them, Tess?—‘And she shall follow after her lover, but she shall not overtake him; and she shall seek him, but shall not find him; then shall she say, I will go and return to my first husband; for then was it better with me than now!'……Tess, my trap is waiting just under the hill, and—darling mine, not his!—you know the rest.”

Her face had been rising to a dull crimson fire while he spoke; but she did not answer.

“You have been the caus e of my backsliding, ”he continued, stretching his arm towards her waist; “you should be willing to share it, and leave that mule you call husband for ever.”

One of her leather gloves, which she had taken off to eat her skimmer-cake, lay in her lap, and witho ut th e sligh test warn ing she passion ately swung the glove by the gauntlet directly in his face.It was heavy and thick as a warrio r's, and it s truck him flat on the mouth.Fancy might have regarded the act as the recrudescence of a tr ick in which her armed progenitors were not unpractised.Alec fiercely started u p from his reclining position.A scarlet oozing appeared where her blow had alighted, and in a moment the blood began dropping fromhis mouth u pon the s traw.But he s oon controlled him self, calmly drew his handkerchief from his pocket, and mopped his bleeding lips.

She too had sprung up, but she sank down again.

“Now, punish me!”she said, turning up her eyes to him with the hopeless defiance of the sparrow's gaze befor e its c aptor twists its ne ck.“Whip me, crush me; you need not mind those people under the rick!I s hall not cry out.Once victim, always victim—that's the law!”

“O no, no, Tess, ”he said blandly.“I can make full allowance f or this.Yet you most unjustly forget one thing, that I would have married you if you had not put it out of my power to do so.Did I not ask you flatly to be my wife—hey?Answer me.”

“You did.”

“And you cannot be.But remember one thing!”His voice hard-ened as his temper got the better of him with the recollection of his sincerity in asking her and her pres ent ingratitude, and he stepped across to her side and held her by the shoulders, so that she shook under his grasp.“Remember, my lady, I was your master once!I will be your master again.If you are any man's wife y ou are mine!”

The threshers now began to stir below.

“So much for our quarrel, ”he said, letting her go.“Now I shall leave you, and shall come again for your answer during the afternoon.You don't know me yet!But I know you.”

She had not spoken again, remaining as if stunned.D'Urberville retreated over the sheaves, and descended the ladder, while the workers below rose and stretched th eir ar ms, and shook down the beer they had drunk.Then the threshingmachine started afresh; and amid the renewed rustle of the str aw Tess resumed h er position by the b uzzing dru m as one in a dream, unty ing s heaf after sheaf in endless succession.

48

In the afternoon the far mer made it known that the rick was to b efinished that night, since there was a moon by which they could see to work, and the man with the en gine was en gaged for another far m on the morrow.Hence th e twanging an d hu mming and rustlin g proceed ed with even less intermission than usual.

It was no t till“nammet”-time, about three o'clock, th at Tess raised her eyes and gav e a momentary glance ro und.She felt but little sur prise at seeing that Alec d'Urberville had come back, and was standing under the hedge by the gate.He had seen her lift her ey es, and waved his hand urbanely to her, while he blew her a kiss.It meant that their quarrel was over.Tess looked down again, and carefully abstained from gazing in that direction.

Thus the af ternoon drag ged on.The wheat-rick shrank lower, and th e straw-rick grew higher, and the corn-sacks were carted away.At six o'clock the wheat-rick was about s houlder-high fro m th e ground.But the un threshed sheaves re maining unto uched se emed coun tless stil l, no twithstanding the enormous numbers that had been gulped down by the insatiable swallower, fed by the man and Tess, through whose two young hands the greater part of them had passed.And the immense stack of straw wh ere in th e morning there had been nothing, appeared as the faces of the same bu zzing red glutton.From the west sky a wrathful shine—all t hat wild March could afford in th e wa y of sunset—had burst forth after the cloudy day, flooding the tired and sticky faces of the threshers, and dy eing th em with a cop pery ligh t, as a lso the f lapping garments of the women, which clung to them like dull flames.

A panting ache ran through the rick.The man who fed was weary, and Tess could see that the red nape of his neck was encrusted with dirt and husks.She still stood at her post, her flushed and perspiring face coated with the corn-dust, and her white bonnet embrowned by it.She was the only woman whose place was upon th e machine s o as to b e shaken bod ily b y its spinning, an d the decrease of the stack now separated her from Marian and Izz, and preven ted their changing duties with her as th ey had done.The incessant quivering, in which ev ery fibre of h er frame par ticipated, had thrown h er into a s tupefied reverie in w hich her arms worked on independ ently of her con sciousness.She hardly knew where she was, and did n ot hear Izz Huett tell her from below that her hair was tumbling down.

By degrees the fr eshest am ong th em beg an to grow cad averous an d saucer-eyed.Whenever Tess lifted her he ad sh e beh eld a lways the gr eat upgrown straw-stack, with the men in shirt-sleev es upon it, against the gr ay north sky; in front of it the long red elevator like a Jacob's ladder, on which a perpetual str eam o f th reshed str aw as cended, a y ellow r iver r unning up-hill, and spouting out on the top of the rick.

She knew that Alec d'Urberville was still on the scene, observing her from some point or other, though she could not say where.There was an excuse for his remaining, for when the threshed rick drew n ear its final sheaves a little ratting was always done, and men unconnected with the threshing sometimesdropped in for that performance—sporting characters of all deions, gents with terriers and facetious pipes, roughs with sticks and stones.

But there was anoth er hour's work before th e layer of live rats at the base of the stack would be reached; and as the even ing light in th e direction of the Giant's Hill by Abbot's-Gernel d issolved away, the white-faced moon of the season ar ose fro m the horizon that lay towards Middleton Abbey and Shottsford on the o ther side.For the last hour or two Marian had felt un easy about Tess, whom she could not get near enough to speak to, the other women, having kept up their strength by drinking ale, and Tess having done without it through traditionary dread, owing to its results at her ho me in childhood.But Tess still kept going:if she could not f ill her part she would have to leave; and this con tingency, which she would ha ve regard ed with equ animity and ev en with relief a month or two earlier, had become a terror since d'Urberville had begun to hover round her.

The sheaf-pitchers and feeders had now worked the rick so low that people on the ground could talk to them.To Tess's surprise Farmer Groby came up on the machine to her, and said that if she desired to join her friend he did not wish her to keep on any longer, and would send so mebody else to take her place.The“friend”was d'Urberville, sh e knew, and also that th is concession had been granted in obedience to the request of that friend, or enemy.She shook her head and toiled on.

The time fo r the rat-catching arr ived at last, an d the hunt began.The creatures had crept downwards with the subsidence of the rick till they were all together at the bottom, and being now uncovered from their last refuge they ran across th e o pen ground in all directions, a loud shriek fro m the by-this-time half-tipsy.Marian informing her co mpanions that one of the r ats had invaded her person—a terro r which the rest of th e women had g uarded ag ainst by various s chemes of ski rt-tucking a nd self-elevation.The rat was at last dislodged, and, amid the barking of dogs, masculine shouts, feminine screams, oaths, stampings, and confusion as of Pandemonium, Tess untied her last sheaf; the drum slowed, the whizzing ceased, and she stepped from the machine to the ground.

Her lover, who had only looked on at the rat-catching, was promptly at herside.

“What—after all—my insulting slap, too!”said she in an underbreath.She was so utterly exhausted that she had not strength to speak louder.

“I should indeed be foolish to feel offended at anything you say or do, ”he answered, in the seduc tive voice o f the Trantridge time.“How the little limbs tremble!You are as weak as a b led calf, you know you are; a nd yet you need have done nothing since I arrived.How could you be so obstinate?However, I have told the farmer that he has no right to employ women at steam-threshing.It is not pro per work for them; and on all the better class of f arms it has been given up, as he knows very well.I will walk with you as far as your home.”

同类推荐
  • 哪吒:业火红莲

    哪吒:业火红莲

    本书将神话传说、古典小说当中,多作为配角存在的哪吒故事剥离重构,以哪吒的第一视角重新赋予他完整的人物性格与成长经历。专为哪吒原创一条寻找身份认同,追求真正自由的主线,所有剧情与配角人物都依此条主线展开。时代更迭之间,阐、截、佛、道之间的明争暗斗此起彼伏,层层交织。哪吒在轮回之中淡化的记忆,成长征战当中的困惑,所做的所有决定,背后都有看不见的大手在控制。他的痛苦与孤独,正如现在的我们一样,身体与内心,随时都在因为现实,而和理想中的自由,做着激烈地斗争。
  • 逍遥津

    逍遥津

    本书为著名作家叶广芩的家族小说精华本,包括《逍遥津》《三击掌》《拾玉镯》《小放牛》等。小说以“我”的视角为轴线,以戏曲名为引子,跳跃性地写了从民国到现在,从大宅门的世家贵族到普通人,北京百年的人物众生相和时代交变的沧桑。作者深谙传统文化与北京风土人情,行文上又能将浪漫主义与现实主义相结合,这些都赋予本书浓厚的京味和非凡的魅力。
  • 明月下西楼大结局

    明月下西楼大结局

    每这里有风霜刀剑的江湖,有波澜诡谲的殿堂,也有气壮山河的沙场。但说到底,这是一个和爱有关的故事。最悲惨的爱,是明明相隔咫尺,却永不能相见。最深沉的爱,是生活在同一片天空下,每日遥望想念,却各安于天涯。最残酷的爱,是明明知道你爱着别人,可我却依然爱着你。最痴傻的爱,是“只要你好,我就春暖花开。”
  • 花神谱

    花神谱

    无论是花,还是人,甚至这世间的万物——都需要被细心地呵护,关切地凝视,都需要一颗温柔对待的心。
  • 梦回大汉

    梦回大汉

    他是名垂千古、万人敬仰的英雄名将,她是名不见经传的妙手神偷。阴谋、魔咒、迷局.缭绕不绝,爱情、迷情、虐情.扑朔迷离。恨恨恨.此恨绵绵无绝期,退退退,无路可退,终成死局,同爱人权谋天下,携手共进。谱写最纠结的大汉乱世奇缘!一见钟情,权谋角逐.破镜重圆,生死相随。为了最心爱的男人,赴汤蹈火.付出生命也在所不惜。这一切,只因为爱情!
热门推荐
  • 魔城起源

    魔城起源

    另类主角,命运使然,生或者死,魔城依旧。
  • 五弦凤歌记

    五弦凤歌记

    天正年间,天下太平,居民夜不闭户路不拾遗,百姓安居乐业。天下三大门派,南山北门东阁。其中南无山清源台修“道”,守护天下正道;北门孔阳最重视一个“义”。东阁望月则弘以“德”。世俗之外,西境最为神秘,百年来无人踏足。寒食节栎阳名门沐府一家被屠,沐府后人流离失散。清源台弟子联合孔阳门查探蛛丝马迹,为护天下太平,协同望月阁逐渐掀开栎阳惨案背后令人发指的真相。
  • 荃皇

    荃皇

    玄黄大陆,荒古时代,万族林立,人族崛起,八荒肆虐,种族逆天而起,入主天地,浩瀚星空,星主沉浮;群雄荟萃,血战于星空,荣登天榜尊位,横扫八荒,夺取天地无穷大气运,逆天气运加身,子孙后代福缘无穷,源远流长,如同滚滚长江之水,滔滔不绝,源源不断。一代妖孽修权,逆天出世,得惊世传承,修逆天道,踏九霄,破天地,傲苍穹!远古传承的血脉,罕见霸道的体质,斩天妖灭魔神,宇宙玄黄唯我独尊。
  • 网王之淡淡生情

    网王之淡淡生情

    一个异世之魂在网王世界淡淡而有趣的生活,进而与某某相处而明白情为何物O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
  • 想当一只咸鱼太难了

    想当一只咸鱼太难了

    【1v1】饶如卿没想到,自己的穿越咸鱼种田龙傲天之梦竟然需要通过造反实现。别人穿越好歹有个随机练度号,她却得从出生那一刻开始,还得担心演技不到位被当成怪物;三岁那年本已经坚定咸鱼理想,却发现自己生活在一个末代王朝,若是一朝大厦倾倒霉的第一个就是她家;五岁那年不小心在宫里和小美男一起围观了政治阴谋现场,还被皇后看上了想把她定为太子妃……饶如卿:老子不玩了!爹!我们造反吧!十年之后,为了造反,饶如卿修炼得文武双全,建成了第一大江湖组织,在全国各地开起了连锁酒店,月入金山——因为养私兵真的很贵啊!而宫里一起听过墙角的小美男慕云深,这时候长成了京城第一大美男。这位明明不让人近身,从未和任何女子扯上关系的祁王世子,却敲敲打打跑来饶如卿家提亲:我等你十年了,不考虑嫁我一下吗?饶如卿:老哥,我要造反的。慕云深:正好,我也想造反,不如一起?饶如卿:可是我虽然想造反,却不想当皇后。慕云深:没事,我不当皇帝就行。饶如卿:我还想咸鱼。慕云深:乖,我陪你。
  • 聘礼

    聘礼

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 天行

    天行

    号称“北辰骑神”的天才玩家以自创的“牧马冲锋流”战术击败了国服第一弓手北冥雪,被誉为天纵战榜第一骑士的他,却受到小人排挤,最终离开了效力已久的银狐俱乐部。是沉沦,还是再次崛起?恰逢其时,月恒集团第四款游戏“天行”正式上线,虚拟世界再起风云!
  • 月白云

    月白云

    月白与李云白的相遇。始于一次新生家长会,她站在台上是老师,而他坐在下面,当然是学生……的家长。然后,俩人就互相加了微信。
  • 全能大佬掉马日常

    全能大佬掉马日常

    【女扮男装√女强√甜√马甲多√虐渣√】传闻夜家有一废材,样样都比不过他的妹妹,天天只知道玩,结果马甲一掉,所有人都尖叫了起来! “我小说写的很烂!”——某主持人:恭喜夜小姐得最佳文学讲! “我不会下围棋!”——某得过围棋冠军的家主:他那围棋下的!把我围起来,把把赢! “我不会赛车!”——某车神:爸!带带我吧! “我没有人保护!”——某男人:你保护世界,我保护你! 某夜只觉得头秃。 我只是个什么都没有只有优秀的小可爱呀! 【狂酷拽马甲多实力强女主and炒鸡宠妻实力强冰山男主】
  • 星河落清梦

    星河落清梦

    “如若你想,那我便许你漫天星辰!”—林星怡“不必如此,因为,你就是我的满天繁星啊!”—喻辰十八线小明星追星的故事。本是一个默默无闻的女明星兼著名服装设计师,谁承想被父母逼婚,嫁给了……偶像!!!天!跟偶像住在一起,怎么破,在线等!心中一万匹草泥马呼啸而过。每天起得早,回的晚,生怕遇见偶像兼合法老公尴尬!还要担惊受怕被拍到!可偏偏总能碰上!做早餐,接送,还撩,这谁顶的住啊!婚内谈恋爱:追星历史被扒?偷偷给时尚资源?老婆粉变老婆?总之就是又甜又撩的生活!