An old pillow-case that had dried sage in it was lying across a chair and Leon picked it up and poured the sage into the wood-box,and handed the case to me.He went over and knelt before the oven,while I followed and held open the case.Leon rolled his eyes to the ceiling and said so exactly like father when he is serving company that not one of us could have told the difference:"Which part of the fowl do you prefer,Brother Lemon?"It was so funny it made me snigger,but I straightened up and answered as well as I could:"I'm especially fond of the rump,Brother Stanton."Leon stirred the heap and piled four or five tails in the case.
I thought that was all I could manage before they would spoil,so I said:"Do you prefer light or dark meat,Sister Abigail?""I wish to choose breast,"said Leon,simpering just like that silly Abigail Webster.He put in six breasts.Then we found them hidden away back in the oven in a pie pan,for the bride's table,I bet,and we took two livers apiece;we didn't dare take more for fear they had been counted.Then he threw in whatever he came to that was a first choice big piece,until I was really scared,and begged him to stop;but he repeated what the fox said in the story of the "Quarrelsome Cocks"--"Poco was very good,but I have not had enough yet,"so he piled in pieces until I ran away with the pillow-case;then he slid in a whole plateful of bread,another of cake,and put the plates in a tub of dishes under the table.Then we took some of everything that wasn't too runny.Just then the silence broke in the front part of the house,and we scooted from the back door,closing it behind us,ran to the wood house and climbed the ladder to the loft over the front part.There we were safe as could be,we could see to the road,hear almost everything said in the kitchen,and "eat our bites in peace,"like Peter Justice told the Presiding Elder at the church trial that he wanted his wife to,the time he slapped her.Before very long,they began calling us,and called,and called.We hadn't an idea what they wanted,so we ate away.We heard them first while I was holding over a back to let Leon taste kidney,and it made him blink when he got it good.
"Well my soul!"he said."No wonder father didn't want to feed that to another man when mother isn't very well,and likes it!
No wonder!"
Then he gave me a big bite of breast.It was sort of dry and tasteless;I didn't like it.
"Why,I think neck or back beats that all to pieces!"I said in surprise.
"Fact is,they do!"said Leon."I guess the people who `wish to choose breast,'do it to get the biggest piece."I never had thought of it before,but of course that would be the reason.
"Allow me,Sister Stanton,"said Leon,holding out a piece of thigh.
That was really chicken!Then we went over the backs and picked out all the kidneys,and ate the little crusty places,and all the cake we could swallow;then Leon fixed up the bag the best he could,and set it inside an old cracked churn and put on the lid.
He said that would do almost as well as the cellar,and the food would keep until to-morrow.I wanted to slip down and put it in the Underground Station;but Leon said father must be spending a lot of money right now,and he might go there to get some,so that wouldn't be safe.Then he cleaned my face,and I told him when he got his right,and we slipped from the back door,crossed the Lawton blackberry patch,and went to the house from the orchard.Leon took an apple and broke it in two,and we went in eating as if we were starving.When father asked us where in this world we had been,Leon told him we thought it would be so awful long before the fourth or fifth table,and we hadn't had much breakfast,and we were so hungry we went and hunted something to eat.
"If you'd only held your horses a minute,"said father;"they were calling you to take places at the bride's table."Well for land's sake!Our mouths dropped open until it's a wonder the cake and chicken didn't show,and we never said a word.There didn't seem to be anything to say,for Leon loved to be with grown folks,and to have eaten at the bride's table would have been the biggest thing that ever happened to me.At last,when I could speak,I asked who had taken our places,and bless your heart if it wasn't that mealy-faced little sister of Peter's,and one of the aunts from Ohio.They had finished,and Sally was upstairs putting on her travelling dress,while the guests were eating,when I heard Laddie ask the Princess to ride with him and Sally's other friends,who were going to escort her to the depot.
"You'll want all your horses.What could I ride?""If I find you a good horse and saddle will you go?""I will.I think it would be fine sport."
Laddie turned and went from sight that minute.The Princess laughed and kept on ****** friends with every one,helping wait on people,thinking of nice things to do,and just as the carriage was at the gate for father and mother,and Sally and Peter,and every one else was untying their horses to ride in the procession to the village,from where I was standing on the mounting block I saw something coming down the Little Hill.I took one look,ran to the Princess,and almost dragged her.
Up raced Laddie,his face bright,his eyes snapping with fun.He rode Flos,was leading the Princess'horse Maud,and carrying a big bundle under his arm.He leaped from the saddle and fastened both horses.
"Gracious Heaven!What have you done?"gasped the Princess.
"Brought your mount,"said Laddie,quite as if he were used to going to Pryors' after the sausage grinder or the grain sacks.
But the Princess was pale and trembling.She stepped so close she touched him,and he immediately got a little closer.You couldn't get ahead of Laddie,and he didn't seem to care who saw,and neither did she.
"Tell me exactly what occurred,"she said,just as father does when he means to whale us completely.
"I rapped at the front door,"said Laddie.
"And who opened it?"cried the Princess.
"Your father!"
"My father?"
