Deprived of the young lady's society, Mr.Bob Sawyer proceeded to divert himself by peeping into the desk, looking into all the table-drawers, feigning to pick the lock of the iron safe, turning the almanack with its face to the wall, trying on the boots of Mr.Winkle, senior, over his own, and ****** several other humorous experiments upon the furniture, all of which afforded Mr.Pickwick unspeakable horror and agony, and yielded Mr.Bob Sawyer proportionate delight.
At length the door opened, and a little old gentleman in a snuff-coloured suit, with a head and face the precise counterpart of those belonging to Mr.Winkle, junior, excepting that he was rather bald, trotted into the room with Mr.Pickwick's card in one hand, and a silver candlestick in the other.
"Mr.Pickwick, sir, how do you do?" said Winkle the elder, putting down the candlestick and proffering his hand."Hope I see you well, sir.Glad to see you.Be seated, Mr.Pickwick, I beg, sir.This gentleman is--""My friend, Mr.Sawyer," interposed Mr.Pickwick, "your son's friend.""Oh," said Mr.Winkle the elder, looking rather grimly at Bob."I hope you are well, sir.""Right as a trivet, sir," replied Bob Sawyer.
"This other gentleman," cried Mr.Pickwick, "is, as you will see, when you have read the letter with which I am entrusted, a very near relative, or I should rather say a very particular friend of your son's.His name is Allen."" That gentleman?" inquired Mr.Winkle, pointing with the card towards Ben Allen, who had fallen asleep in an attitude which left nothing of him visible but his spine and his coat collar.
Mr.Pickwick was on the point of replying to the question, and reciting Mr.Benjamin Allen's name and honourable distinctions at full length, when the sprightly Mr.Bob Sawyer, with a view of rousing his friend to a sense of his situation, inflicted a startling pinch upon the fleshy part of his arm, which caused him to jump up with a shriek.Suddenly aware that he was in the presence of a stranger, Mr.Ben Allen advanced, and, shaking Mr.Winkle most affectionately by both hands for about five minutes, murmured, in some half-intelligible fragments of sentences, the great delight he felt in seeing him, and a hospitable inquiry whether he felt disposed to take anything after his walk, or would prefer waiting "till dinner-time";which done, he sat down and gazed about him with a petrified stare, as if he had not the remotest idea where he was, which indeed he had not.
All this was most embarrassing to Mr.Pickwick, the more especially as Mr.Winkle, senior, evinced palpable astonishment at the eccentric--not to say extraordinary--behaviour of his two companions.To bring the matter to an issue at once, he drew a letter from his pocket, and presenting it to Mr.Winkle, senior, said:
"This letter, sir, is from your son.You will see, by its contents, that on your favourable and fatherly consideration of it, depend his future happiness and welfare.Will you oblige me by giving it the calmest and coolest perusal, and by discussing the subject afterwards, with me, in the tone and spirit in which alone it ought to be discussed? You may judge of the importance of your decision to your son, and his intense anxiety upon the subject, by my waiting upon you, without any previous warning, at so late an hour; and," added Mr.Pickwick, glancing slightly at his two companions, "and under such unfavourable circumstances."With this prelude, Mr.Pickwick placed four closely written sides of extra superfine wire-wove penitence in the hands of the astounded Mr.Winkle, senior.Then reseating himself in his chair, he watched his looks and manner:
anxiously, it is true, but with the open front of a gentleman who feels he has taken no part which he need excuse or palliate.
The old wharfinger turned the letter over; looked at the front, back, and sides; made a microscopic examination of the fat little boy on the seal; raised his eyes to Mr.Pickwick's face; and then, seating himself on the high stool, and drawing the lamp closer to him, broke the wax, unfolded the epistle, and lifting it to the light, prepared to read.
Just at this moment, Mr.Bob Sawyer, whose wit had lain dormant for some minutes, placed his hands upon his knees, and made a face after the portraits of the late Mr.Grimaldi, as clown.It so happened that Mr.Winkle, senior, instead of being deeply engaged in reading the letter, as Mr.Bob Sawyer thought, chanced to be looking over the top of it at no less a person than Mr.Bob Sawyer himself; rightly conjecturing that the face aforesaid was made in ridicule and derision of his own person, he fixed his eyes on Bob with such expressive sternness, that the late Mr.Grimaldi's lineaments gradually resolved themselves into a very fine expression of humility and confusion.
"Did you speak, sir?" inquired Mr.Winkle, senior, after an awful silence.
