Only a few days after I had seen M'Eckron, a message reached me in my cottage.It was a Scotchman who had come down a long way from the hills to market.He had heard there was a countryman in Calistoga, and came round to the hotel to see him.We said a few words to each other; we had not much to say - should never have seen each other had we stayed at home, separated alike in space and in society; and then we shook hands, and he went his way again to his ranche among the hills, and that was all.
Another Scotchman there was, a resident, who for the more love of the common country, douce, serious, religious man, drove me all about the valley, and took as much interest in me as if I had been his son: more, perhaps; for the son has faults too keenly felt, while the abstract countryman is perfect - like a whiff of peats.
And there was yet another.Upon him I came suddenly, as he was calmly entering my cottage, his mind quite evidently bent on plunder: a man of about fifty, filthy, ragged, roguish, with a chimney-pot hat and a tail coat, and a pursing of his mouth that might have been envied by an elder of the kirk.
He had just such a face as I have seen a dozen times behind the plate.
"Hullo, sir!" I cried."Where are you going?"He turned round without a quiver.
"You're a Scotchman, sir?" he said gravely."So am I; I come from Aberdeen.This is my card," presenting me with a piece of pasteboard which he had raked out of some gutter in the period of the rains."I was just examining this palm," he continued, indicating the misbegotten plant before our door, "which is the largest spAcimen I have yet observed in Califoarnia."There were four or five larger within sight.But where was the use of argument? He produced a tape-line, made me help him to measure the tree at the level of the ground, and entered the figures in a large and filthy pocket-book, all with the gravity of Solomon.He then thanked me profusely, remarking that such little services were due between countrymen; shook hands with me, "for add lang syne," as he said; and took himself solemnly away, radiating dirt and humbug as he went.
A month or two after this encounter of mine, there came a Scot to Sacramento - perhaps from Aberdeen.Anyway, there never was any one more Scotch in this wide world.He could sing and dance, and drink, I presume; and he played the pipes with vigour and success.All the Scotch in Sacramento became infatuated with him, and spent their spare time and money, driving him about in an open cab, between drinks, while he blew himself scarlet at the pipes.This is a very sad story.
After he had borrowed money from every one, he and his pipes suddenly disappeared from Sacramento, and when I last heard, the police were looking for him.
I cannot say how this story amused me, when I felt myself so thoroughly ripe on both sides to be duped in the same way.
It is at least a curious thing, to conclude, that the races which wander widest, Jews and Scotch, should be the most clannish in the world.But perhaps these two are cause and effect: "For ye were strangers in the land of Egypt."
