"Not him. He came down to lunch with the Head. I found him pokin' about the place on his own hook afterwards, an' I thought I'd show him the giddy drill. When I found he was so pleased, I wasn't goin' to damp his giddy ardor. He mightn't ha' given me the quid if I had.""Wasn't old Foxy pleased? Did you see him get pink behind the ears?" said Beetle.
"It was an awful score for him. Didn't we back him up beautifully? Let's go down to Keyte's and get some cocoa and sassingers."They overtook Foxy, speeding down to retail the adventure to Keyte, who in his time had been Troop Sergeant-Major in a cavalry regiment, and now, war-worn veteran, was local postmaster and confectioner.
"You owe us something," said Stalky, with meaning.
"I'm 'ighly grateful, Muster Corkran. I've 'ad to run against you pretty hard in the way o' business, now and then, but I will say that outside o' business--bounds an'
smokin', an' such like--I don't wish to have a more trustworthy young gentleman to 'elp me out of a hole. The way you 'andled the drill was beautiful, though I say it.
Now, if you come regular henceforward--"
"But he'll have to be late three times a week," said Beetle. "You can't expect a chap to do that--just to please you, Foxy.""Ah, that's true. Still, if you could manage it--and you, Muster Beetle--it would give you a big start when the cadet-corps is formed. I expect the General will recommend it."They raided Keyte's very much at their own sweet will, for the old man, who knew them well, was deep in talk with Foxy. "I make what we've taken seven and six,"Stalky called at last over the counter; "but you'd better count for yourself.""No--no. I'd take your word any day, Muster Corkran.--In the Pompadours, was he, Sergeant? We lay with them once at Umballa, I think it was.""I don't know whether this ham-and-tongue tin is eighteen pence or one an' four.""Say one an' fourpence, Muster Corkran... Of course, Sergeant, if it was any use to give my time, I'd be pleased to do it, but I'm too old. I'd like to see a drill again.""Oh, come on, Stalky," cried McTurk. "He isn't listenin' to you. Chuck over the money.""I want the quid changed, you ass. Keyte! Private Keyte! Corporal Keyte!
Terroop-Sergeant-Major Keyte, will you give me change for a quid?""Yes--yes, of course. Seven an' six." He stared abstractedly, pushed the silver over, and melted away into the darkness of the back room.
"Now those two'll jaw about the Mutiny till tea-time," said Beetle.
"Old Keyte was at Sobraon," said Stalky. "Hear him talk about that sometimes! Beats Foxy hollow."The Head's face, inscrutable as ever, was bent over a pile of letters.
"What do you think?" he said at last to the Reverend John Gillett.
"It's a good idea. There's no denying that--an estimable idea.""We concede that much. Well?"
"I have my doubts about it--that's all. The more I know of boys the less do Iprofess myself capable of following their moods; but I own I shall be very much surprised if the scheme takes. It--it isn't the temper of the school. We prepare for the Army.""My business--in _this_ matter--is to carry out the wishes of the Council. They demand a volunteer cadet-corps. A volunteer cadet-corps will be furnished. I have suggested, however, that we need not embark upon the expense of uniforms till we are drilled. General Collinson is sending us fifty lethal weapons--cut-down Sniders, he calls them--all carefully plugged.""Yes, that is necessary in a school that uses loaded saloon-pistols to the extent we do." The Reverend John smiled.
"Therefore there will be no outlay except the Sergeant's time.""But if he fails you will be blamed."
"Oh, assuredly. I shall post a notice in the corridor this afternoon, and--""I shall watch the result."
"Kindly keep your 'ands off the new arm-rack." Foxy wrestled with a turbulent crowd in the gymnasium. "Nor it won't do even a condemned Snider any good to be continual snappin' the lock, Mr. Swayne.--Yiss, the uniforms will come later, when we're more proficient; at present we will confine ourselves to drill. I am 'ere for the purpose o' takin' the names o' those willin' to join.--Put down that Snider, Muster Hogan!""What are you goin' to do, Beetle?" said a voice.
"I've had all the drill _I_ want, thank you.""What! After all you've learned? Come on! Don't be a scab! They'll make you corporal in a week," cried Stalky.
"I'm not goin' up for the Army." Beetle touched his spectacles.
"Hold on a shake, Foxy," said Hogan. "Where are you goin' to drill us?""Here--in the gym--till you are fit an' capable to be taken out on the road." The Sergeant threw a chest.
"For all the Northam cads to look at? Not good enough, Foxibus.""Well, we won't make a point of it. You learn your drill first, an' later we'll see.""Hullo," said Ansell of Macrea's, shouldering through the mob. "What's all this about a giddy cadet-corps?""It will save you a lot o' time at Sandburst," the Sergeant replied promptly.
"You'll be dismissed your drills early if you go up with a good groundin'
before'and."
"Hm! 'Don't mind learnin' my drill, but I'm not goin' to ass about the country with a toy Snider. Perowne, what are you goin' to do? Hogan's joinin'.""Don't know whether I've the time," said Perowne. "I've got no end of extra-tu as it is.""Well, call this extra-tu," said Ansell. "'Twon't take us long to mug up the drill.""Oh, that's right enough, but what about marchin' in public?" said Hogan, not foreseeing that three years later he should die in the Burmese sun-light outside Minhla Fort.
"Afraid the uniform won't suit your creamy complexion?" McTurk asked with a villainous sneer.
"Shut up, Turkey. You aren't goin' up for the Army.""No, but I'm goin' to send a substitute. Hi! Morrell an' Wake! You two fags by the arm-rack, you've got to volunteer."Blushing deeply--they had been too shy to apply before--the youngsters sidled towards the Sergeant.
