"'Strange, how desire doth outrun performance,'" said Beetle irreverently, quoting from some Shakespeare play that they were cramming that term. They regained their study and settled down to the imposition.
"You're quite right, Beetle." Stalky spoke in silky and propitiating tones. "Now, if the Head had sent us up to a prefect, we'd have got something to remember!""Look here," McTurk began with cold venom, "we aren't goin' to row you about this business, because it's too bad for a row; but we want you to understand you're jolly well excommunicated, Stalky. You're a plain ass.""How was I to know that the Head 'ud collar us? What was he doin' in those ghastly clothes, too?""Don't try to raise a side-issue," Beetle grunted severely.
"Well, it was all Stettson major's fault. If he hadn't gone an' got diphtheria 'twouldn't have happened. But don't you think it rather rummy--the Head droppin' on us that way?""Shut up! You're dead!" said Beetle. "We've chopped your spurs off your beastly heels. We've cocked your shield upside down and---and I don't think you ought to be allowed to brew for a month.""Oh, stop jawin' at me. I want--"
"Stop? Why--why, we're gated for a week." McTurk almost howled as the agony of the situation over-came him. "A lickin' from King, five hundred lines, _and_ a gatin'.
D'you expect us to kiss you, Stalky, you beast?""Drop rottin' for a minute. I want to find out about the Head bein' where he was.""Well, you have. You found him quite well and fit. Found him makin' love to Stettson major's mother. That was her in the lane--I heard her. And so we were ordered a lickin' before a day-boy's mother. Bony old widow, too," said McTurk. "Anything else you'd like to find out?""I don't care. I swear I'll get even with him some day," Stalky growled.
"Looks like it," said McTurk. "Extra-special, week's gatin' and five hundred... and now you're goin' to row about it! Help scrag him, Beetle!" Stalky had thrown his Virgil at them.
The Head returned next day without explanation, to find the lines waiting for him and the school a little relaxed under Mr. King's viceroyalty. Mr. King had been talking at and round and over the boys' heads, in a lofty and promiscuous style, of public-school spirit and the traditions of ancient seats; for he always improved an occasion. Beyond waking in two hundred and fifty young hearts a lively hatred of all other foundations, he accomplished little--so little, indeed, that when, two days after the Head's return, he chanced to come across Stalky & Co., gated but ever resourceful, playing marbles in the corridor, he said that he was not surprised--not in the least surprised. This was what he had expected from persons of their _morale_.
"But there isn't any rule against marbles, sir. Very interestin' game," said Beetle, his knees white with chalk and dust. Then he received two hundred lines for insolence, besides an order to go to the nearest prefect for judgment and slaughter.
This is what happened behind the closed doors of Flint's study, and Flint was then Head of the Games:--"Oh, I say, Flint. King has sent me to you for playin' marbles in the corridor an'
shoutin' 'alley tor' an' 'knuckle down.'"
"What does he suppose I have to do with that?" was the answer.
"Dunno. Well?" Beetle grinned wickedly. "What am I to tell him? He's rather wrathy about it.""If the Head chooses to put a notice in the corridor forbiddin' marbles, I can do something; but I can't move on a house-master's report. He knows that as well as Ido."
The sense of this oracle Beetle conveyed, all unsweetened, to King, who hastened to interview Flint.
Now Flint had been seven and a half years at the College, counting six months with a London crammer, from whose roof he had returned, homesick, to the Head for the final Army polish. There were four or five other seniors who bad gone through much the same mill, not to mention boys, rejected by other establishments on account of a certain overwhelmingness, whom the Head had wrought into very fair shape. It was not a Sixth to be handled without gloves, as King found.
"Am I to understand it is your intention to allow board-school games under your study windows, Flint? If so, I can only say--" He said much, and Flint listened politely.
"Well, sir, if the Head sees fit to call a prefects' meeting we are bound to take the matter up. But the tradition of the school is that the prefects can't move in any matter affecting the whole school without the Head's direct order."Much more was then delivered, both sides a little losing their temper.
After tea, at an informal gathering of prefects in his study, Flint related the adventure.
"He's been playin' for this for a week, and now he's got it. You know as well as Ido that if he hadn't been gassing at us the way he has, that young devil Beetle wouldn't have dreamed of marbles.""We know that," said Perowne, "but that isn't the question. On Flint's showin' King has called the prefects names enough to justify a first-class row. Crammers'
rejections, ill-regulated hobble-de-hoys, wasn't it? Now it's impossible for prefects--""Rot," said Flint. "King's the best classical cram we've got; and 'tisn't fair to bother the Head with a row. He's up to his eyes with extra-tu. and Army work as it is. Besides, as I told King, we _aren't_ a public school. We're a limited liability company payin' four per cent. My father's a shareholder, too.""What's that got to do with it?" said Venner, a red-headed boy of nineteen.
"Well, seems to me that we should be interferin' with ourselves. We've got to get into the Army or--get out, haven't we? King's hired by the Council to teach us. All the rest's gumdiddle. Can't you see?"It might have been because he felt the air was a little thunderous that the Head took his after-dinner cheroot to Flint's study; but he so often began an evening in a prefect's room that nobody suspected when he drifted in pensively, after the knocks that etiquette demanded.
"Prefects' meeting?" A cock of one wise eye-brow.
