A Yankee fan,a Met fan and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes dark completely.There's a kissing noise,and then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the subway car lights come back on,Pamela Anderson and the Met fan are sitting as if nothing happen,and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face.
The Yankee fan is thinking,“That Met fan must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed,slapping me instead.”
Pamela is thinking,“That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me,accidentally kissed the Met fan,and got slapped for it.”
And the Met fan is thinking,“This is great.The next time the subway car lights go out,I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Yankee fan again.”
一个杨基队球迷,一个大都会队球迷和帕米拉·安德森在地铁中坐在一起,突然,车厢内的灯熄灭了,一片黑暗。突然传来了一声接吻的声音,紧接着就是一记很响的耳光声。
地铁内的灯又亮了起来,帕米拉·安德森和大都会队的球迷像什么都没发生一样,而杨基队球迷则捂着他被打的半边脸。
杨基队球迷想:肯定是大都会队的球迷亲了帕米拉·安德森一下,她朝他打来,没打着,却打上我了。
帕米拉想:杨基队球迷肯定是想亲我,不小心亲上了大都会队球迷,被打了一巴掌。
而大都会队球迷则想:太棒了。下次地铁灯灭了,我还发出亲吻的声音,这样就能再打那杨基队球迷一巴掌了。
1.Yankee n.美国佬,美国人 在这里指纽约的棒球队杨基队
2.Met n.纽约的另一只棒球队,大都会队
3.Pamela Anderson帕米拉-安德森,加拿大籍著名女演员
4.completely adv.完全地,彻底地;完整地
E.g.And you would be completely correct.你们将会完全正确的。
5.kiss vt.吻;(风等)轻拂vi.接吻;(风等)轻触n.吻;轻拂
E.g.to kiss somebody goodbye 与某人吻别
She kissed her baby on the cheek.
她在她孩子的脸颊上亲了一下。
6.noise n.响声;杂音;噪音
E.g.It looked like an eagle but it made a funny noise.
它看起来好像是只鹰,但是有着很奇怪的噪音。
7.slap vt.掌击;拍击;掴……的耳光;侮辱n.掌击;掴;侮辱;拍打声
E.g.to slap the door拍门
She slapped him on his face.
她打了他一记耳光。
8.swing vt.挥舞;使旋转;悬挂
E.g.to swing one's arms while walking 走路时摆臂
He accidentally found that the desk clock did not swing its pendulum.
他无意中发现座钟不摇摆了。
9.accidentally adv.偶然地;意外地
E.g.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
不小心在微波炉上输入了你的密码。
go out
1.外出,出去:
例句:He didn't go out yesterday.
他昨天没有外出。
2.出国,移居(国外):
例句:He went out to Australia about five years ago.
他大约在五年前移居澳大利亚。
3.参加社交活动,出外交际(或娱乐):
例句:Marry went out a lot last week.
玛丽上周应酬非常多。
4.出版;发刊;公布;(电台、电视台)广播:
例句:All the wedding invitations have gone out.
所有的结婚请帖都发出去了。
5.(灯、火等)熄灭;(发动机等)停止运转:
例句:The candle has gone out.
蜡烛熄灭了。