Cameron Diaz is speaking to her psychiatrist.“I'm on the road a lot,and my fans are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist:“Don't you have a phone in your car?”
Cameron Diaz:“That was a little too expensive,so I did the best thing.I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist:“Uh……How's that working?”
Cameron Diaz:“Actually,I haven't gotten any letters yet.”
Psychiatrist:“And what do you think that is?”
Cameron Diaz:“I figure it's because I'm driving around,my zip code keeps changing.”
卡梅隆·迪亚兹和自己的精神病医生说:“我经常出行,我的粉丝抱怨,他们经常找不到我。”
精神病医生说:“你车中没有电话吗?”
卡梅隆·迪亚兹说:“电话有点贵,为了照顾我的粉丝,我在车中放了一个邮筒。”
精神病医生说:“额……这有所帮助吗?”
卡梅隆·迪亚兹说:“其实,我还没有收到过信。”
精神病医生说:“你觉得原因是什么呢?”
卡梅隆·迪亚兹说:“我觉得,可能是因为我一直在开车,我的邮编一直在变。”
1.psychiatrist n.精神病医生
2.mailbox n.邮箱
3.actually adv.事实上,实际上 形容词为actual
自我测验7:
1.I hear here next week.
A.he will comeB.him comeC.him comingD.him to come
2.Tom,football here!
A.not playB.is not playingC.don't playD.doesn't play
3.Sorry,but there is not enough in my car for your boxes.
A.roomB.floorC.groundD.place
4.I don't have money,but I always feel happy.
A.Lots ofB.a lot ofC.manyD.much
5.You look tired,you'd better stop.
A.workingB.to workC.having a restD.a rest
6.The teacher told them make so much noise.
A.don'tB.notC.will notD.not to
7.The room needs before we move in.
A.cleanedB.cleaningC.being cleanedD.to clean
8.My little brother is too young dress himself.
A.that he can'tB.he can'tC.unable toD.to
9.The police our car.
A.make the moving ofB.make us to move
C.made us moveD.made moving of
10.I wrote to him his help.
A.asking forB.ask forC.asked forD.asking
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